Shiny gold vests.
Also, the bitch inside of it.
(via)
Celine Dion.
Hippie headbands.
Fear mongers.
Men in ultra deep v-neck shirts.
Girls in ill-fitting pants.
The View.
Morning breath.
Lukewarm coffee.
Jay Leno.
Socks with sandals.
Mealy apples.
Weak handshakes.
